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This lightweight crew neck tee wears like a lived-in favorite and carries a clever, minimalist design that starts conversations. The graphic — a bold red circle under the text “A pie chart representing countries that got nuked” — is deadpan and ironic, printed cleanly on a soft white background. The fabric is smooth, breathable, and stays comfortable through all-day wear. It reads like a wink to friends who enjoy dark humor and minimalist visuals, and it slips easily into casual wardrobes as a statement layer or a subtle tongue-in-cheek piece for meetups and low-key outings.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a cleaner drape
- Ribbed crew neck with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/neck label printing for crisp graphics
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified for comfortable, safe wear
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
a pie chart representing countries that got nuked
$29.99
Sale price
$29.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a cleaner drape
- Ribbed crew neck with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/neck label printing for crisp graphics
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified for comfortable, safe wear
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors